With her purple Barney bikini being held captive without ransom, "Mob Wives" star Angela "Big Ang" Raiola brandished her humongous, not-so secret weapons on the beach in Florida.

While there were no signs of the feds, the 52-year-old anatomically correct Staten Island wise gal attempted to cool off her fully loaded man-made ginormous guns in the warm waters off Fort Lauderdale on Thursday.

No lifeguard necessary ... Big A's got the best life preservers. Ever.

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